Wednesday Weigh-In: Thursday Edition

Alright, internets, I admit; I weighed yesterday, but I was just too ashamed to post anything. However, after receiving several guilt trips from friends and readers, I thought it best to post-- no matter what. I've made a habit of only posting on the days I've done good, but if this is to be a true chronicle of my experiences I should include the struggles and missteps.

So here goes: (By the way, I didn't even weigh last week. . .)

2 Weeks Ago: 338
This Week: 345
2 Week Weight Gain: +7 Pounds
Total Weight "loss": +2 Pounds

Now, listen-- I might not weigh 345 precisely as I was actually holding an Arby's sack full of a crispy chicken sandwich and medium curly fries when I hopped up on the scale. I believe I even had a hold of a large Dr. Pepper as well. (My buddy Mike P. was witness if you don't believe my shameful tale.)

Either way, dear readers, I blew it and I blew it hard. One eating-holiday and a centennial celebration later and this fat dude is off his game. Don't lose faith in me yet, however. I've taken several beatings from not only myself, but from good friends as well and I think my self-flagellating is almost complete.

Although it looks like the holidays are gonna be harder than I thought.